Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th February 1999

Dilbert//3604, first published 27 years ago on Friday 26th February 1999

Tags

secret weapon lowered glass ceiling marry a rich guy

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Tina and says, "...so Tina, you shouldn't have..."

Tina thinks to herself, "I'm in trouble. Must use secret weapon."

Tina begins to cry and scream, "WAAH!! WAAH!! Everybody hates me no matter what I do!!"

Alice leans over her cubicle and says, "Thanks, that lowered the glass ceiling about a foot."

Tina replies, "I plan to marry a rich guy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... So, TINA, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE...

I'M IN TROUBLE.

MUST USE SECRET WEAPON WAAH!! WAAH!!

EVERYONE HATES ME NO MATTER WHAT I DO!!

THANKS, THAT LOWERED THE GLASS CEILING ABOUT A FOOT.

I PLAN TO MARRY A RICH GUY.

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