Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th February 1999

Dilbert//3603, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 25th February 1999

Tags

executives strategic planning sessions inadequate data knowledge attained reorganize tried magazine

Official transcript

The boss meets with Wally and Dilbert. The boss says, "Our executives have started their annual strategic planning sessions."

The boss says, "This involves sitting in a room with inadequate data until an illusion of knowledge is attained."

The boss says, "Then we'll reorganize. because that's all we know how to do!"

Wally says, "Have you tried it with a magazine?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR EXECUTIVES HAVE STARTED THEIR ANNUAL STRATEGIC PLANNING SESSIONS THIS INVOLVES SITTING IN A ROOM WITH INADEQUATE DATA UNTIL AN ILLUSION OF KNOWLEDGE IS ATTAINED.

THEN WE'LL REORGANIZE, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE YOU TRIED KNOW IT WITH A HOW MAGAZINE?

TO DO!

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