Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th March 1999

Dilbert//3611, first published 27 years ago on Friday 5th March 1999

Tags

concludes presentation questions boredom head screams can't breathe

Official transcript

Dilbert stands next to a projection on the wall. Dilbert says, "This concludes my presentation. Are there are any questions?"

The people in the meeting have their hands to their ears and look terrified. One man says, "How do I get the boredome out of my head?!"

Dilbert thinks, "The funny thing is that I'll list thia on my annual accomplishments."

The people say, in unison, "Air! I need air!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS CONCLUDES MY PRESENTATION.

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?

HOW DO I GET THE BOREDOM OUT OF MY HEAD?!!

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I'LL LIST THIS ON MY ANNUAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

AIR!

I NEED AIR!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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