Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th March 1999

Dilbert//3612, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 6th March 1999

Tags

god hates pople coffee tastes better stir with finger lonely religion

Official transcript

Wally and Dilbert are in the office kitchen getting coffee. Wally says, "I believe God created the earth because he hates people."

Wally says, "And I believe coffee tastes better if you stir it with your finger."

Dilbert says, "It sound like a lonely religion."

Wally says, "They all start that way."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BELIEVE GOD CREATED THE EARTH BECAUSE HE HATES PEOPLE.

AND I BELIEVE COFFEE TASTES BETTER IF YOU STIR IT WITH YOUR FINGER.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A LONELY RELIGION.

THEY ALL START THAT WAY.

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