Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th March 1999

Dilbert//3612, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 6th March 1999

Tags

god hates pople coffee tastes better stir with finger lonely religion

Official transcript

Wally and Dilbert are in the office kitchen getting coffee. Wally says, "I believe God created the earth because he hates people."

Wally says, "And I believe coffee tastes better if you stir it with your finger."

Dilbert says, "It sound like a lonely religion."

Wally says, "They all start that way."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BELIEVE GOD CREATED THE EARTH BECAUSE HE HATES PEOPLE.

AND I BELIEVE COFFEE TASTES BETTER IF YOU STIR IT WITH YOUR FINGER.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A LONELY RELIGION.

THEY ALL START THAT WAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Lonely Religion"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, engaging in a conversation with his coworkers in the office break room. The conversation revolves around the origin of God and the taste of coffee.

Key Points:

• Dilbert expresses his belief that God created the Earth because he hates people.
• A coworker suggests that coffee tastes better when stirred with the finger, prompting Dilbert to respond with a philosophical statement about the nature of God and religion.
• The coworker interprets Dilbert's statement as a lonely religion, implying that it is a unique and isolated belief system.
• The comic strip concludes with Dilbert's response, "They all start that way," suggesting that all religions begin with a single individual's idea or belief.

Overall:

The comic strip presents a humorous and thought-provoking commentary on religion and the nature of human beliefs. It highlights the diversity of opinions and perspectives that exist within society, and the ways in which individuals can interpret and express their beliefs in unique and creative ways.

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