Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th March 1999

Dilbert//3614, first published 27 years ago on Monday 8th March 1999

Tags

boss can't understand hire rodeo clown engineer smells like hay fifty percent data network engineer engineering

Official transcript

A man in a dirty shirt says, to the boss, "Mwa fwa fwa ooh mah fuh."

The boss says, "I can't understands a word you say."

The boss says, "And your poorly dressed. You must be some sort of technology expert. Or a rodeo clown."

The boss introduces dirty guy to Alice. The boss says, "There's a fifty percent chance I hired a data network engineer."

Alice says, "I smell hay."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MWA FWA FWA OOH MAH FUH.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU SAY.

AND YOU'RE POORLY DRESSED. YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF TECHNOLOGY EXPERT.

OR A RODEO CLOWN THERE'S A FIFTY PERCENT CHANCE I HIRED A DATA NETWORK ENGINEER.

I SMELL HAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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