Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th March 1999

Dilbert//3613, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 7th March 1999

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morale family picture picture of you hard to look at freaks alice

Official transcript

Alice, to the Boss, who is sitting at his desk, "...So our morale is... umm..."

Alice asks, "What's that on your desk?"

The Boss says, "It's a family picture."

Alice picks up the photograph, "I might be wrong but I think it's only a picture of you."

The Boss says, "The rest of the family is hard to look at."

The Boss continues, "I see no reason I should suffer."

Alice is stunned. The Boss asks, "Now what was your question about morale?"

Alice walks out of the Boss' office. He calls to her, "Alice?"

The Boss picks up the picture of himself and says, directly to it, "We're surrounded by freaks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... SO OUR MORALE IS UMM.

WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR DESK?

IT'S A FAMILY PICTURE.

I MIGHT BE WRONG, BUT I THINK IT'S ONLY A PICTURE OF YOU.

THE REST OF THE FAMILY IS HARD TO LOOK AT.

I SEE NO REASON I SHOULD SUFFER.

NOW WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION ABOUT MORALE?

ALICE?

WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FREAKS.

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