Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th March 1999

Dilbert//3618, first published 27 years ago on Friday 12th March 1999

Tags

astrologer plotting rip off astrologer charging plotting rip off hourly billing prefer to call

Official transcript

The boss sits in meeting next to Dogbert who is dressed in a turban. The boss says, "My atrologer tells me that someone here is plotting to rip me off."

Asok says, "How much is your atrologer charging you?"

The boss says, "Are you plotting to rip me off?"

Dogbert says, "I prefer to call it hourly billing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ASTROLOGER TELLS ME THAT SOMEONE HERE IS PLOTTING TO RIP ME OFF.

HOW MUCH IS YOUR ASTROLOGER CHARGING YOU?

ARE YOU PLOTTING TO RIP ME OFF?

I PREFER TO CALL IT HOURLY BILLING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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