Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th March 1999

Dilbert//3619, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 13th March 1999

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all that i can be exact oposite holding accountable vague feeling dilbert boss

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Yesterday you told me to do the exact opposite of what you told me today."

The boss says, "It's my way of holding you accountable."

Dilbert is in his cubicle. Dilbert thinks, "I have a vague feeling that I am not being all that I can be."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YESTERDAY YOU TOLD ME TO DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU TOLO ME TODAY.

IT'S MY WAY OF HOLDING YOU ACCOUNTABLE.

I HAVE A VAGUE FEELING THAT I AM NOT BEING ALL THAT I CAN BE.

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