Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th March 1999

Dilbert//3620, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 14th March 1999

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dogcart wrecking company special srushing new car parking lot cost monthly plan free model of car crush little one crush boss car

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on Wally's desk, wearing a hardhat. Dogbert says, "I'm from the Dogbert Wrecking Company."

Dogbert continues, "I'm running a special on crushing your boss' new car in the parking lot."

Wally asks, "What does it cost?"

Dogbert: "The first one is free."

Dogbert adds, "If you're satisfied, I hope you'll consider my monthly plan."

Wally is standing at the window with Dogbert, pointing outside. "It's the red one. He brags about it every day."

The Boss is standing in front of Wally and Dilbert, holding up a model car. The Boss explains, "And when you spend that much, the dealer gives you a free model of your car!"

There is a car horn heard off in the distance. Wally is slipping Dogbert a stack of bills. He adds, "And next month can you crush the little one on his desk too?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FROM THE DOGBERT WRECKING COMPANY.

I'M RUNNING A SPECIAL ON CRUSHING YOUR BOSS'S NEW CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.

WHAT DOES IT COST?

THE FIRST ONE IS FREE.

IF YOU'RE SATISFIED, I HOPE YOU'LL CONSIDER MY MONTHLY PLAN.

IT'S THE RED ONE. HE BRAGS ABOUT IT EVERY DAY.

AND WHEN YOU SPEND THAT MUCH, THE DEALER GIVES YOU A BEEP FREE MODEL BEEP OF YOUR CAR!

AND NEXT MONTH CAN YOU CRUSH THE LITTLE ONE ON HIS DESK TOO?

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