Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th March 1999

Dilbert//3622, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 16th March 1999

Tags

shot scapegoat nra cook off accusations started

Official transcript

Dilbert walks with the scapegoat whose arm is in a sling. Dilbert says, "I'm sorry you got shot, scapegoat."

The scapegoat says, "I'm used to it."

The scapegoat says, "The worst was the day I blundered across the National Rifle Association's chili cook-off"

The scapegoat says, "At first, verybody wanted to stand near me. Then the accusations started...."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SORRY YOU GOT SHOT, SCAPEGOAT.

I'M USED TO IT.

THE WORST WAS THE DAY I BLUNDERED ACROSS THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION'S CHILI COOK-OFF.

AT FIRST, EVERYONE WANTED TO STAND NEAR ME. THEN THE ACCUSATIONS STARTED ..

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