Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th March 1999

Dilbert//3623, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 17th March 1999

Tags

transfer sales dept scapegoat make useless pordcuts low sales good prodcuts perfect wrld

Official transcript

The boss says, to the scapegoat, "I'm transferring you to the sales department, scapegoat."

The boss says, "Then we can make useless products and blame you for our low sales."

The scapegoat says, "Wouldn't it be better to make good products?"

The boss says, "In a perfect world."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M TRANSFERRING YOU TO THE SALES DEPARTMENT, SCAPEGOAT.

THEN WE CAN MAKE USELESS PRODUCTS AND BLAME YOU FOR OUR LOW SALES.

WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO MAKE GOOD PRODUCTS?

IN A PERFECT WORLD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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