Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th March 1999

Dilbert//3624, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 18th March 1999

Tags

nice woman venting phone number sounds nocer insulted descent story dilbert brutal truth

Official transcript

Dilbert is at a party. A woman says, "And then I said, "How am I supposed to do all that?"

then I glared at her."

Dilbert says, "Do you have that woman's phone number? She sounds nicer than you."

Dilbert walks and thinks, "I don't see why it's MY fault she can't tell a decent story."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND THEN I SAID, "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL THAT?" THEN I GLARED AT HER.

DO YOU HAVE THAT WOMAN'S PHONE NUMBER? SHE SOUNDS NICER THAN YOU.

I DON'T SEE WHY IT'S MY FAULT SHE CAN'T TELL DECENT STORY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Decent Story"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white male character with glasses and a red shirt, engaged in a conversation with a woman.
• The woman asks Dilbert if he has a woman's phone number, and he responds that she sounds nicer than the woman he is currently with.
• The woman becomes upset and accuses Dilbert of not telling her a decent story, implying that he is not being honest or respectful.
• The conversation ends with Dilbert expressing his frustration and confusion at the woman's reaction.

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