Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th March 1999

Dilbert//3626, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 20th March 1999

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disagree alice proved correct every single time boss argument office

Official transcript

Alice is in the boss' office. The boss says, "I have to disagree with you Alice."

Alice says, "Have you noticed that every time we disagree, I'm eventually proved correct?"

Alice says, "Every SINGLE TIME!!!"

The boss says, "Yes, but I'M always right initially."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU, ALICE.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT EVERY TIME WE DISAGREE, I'M EVENTUALLY PROVED CORRECT?

EVERY SINGLE TIME!!

YES, BUT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT INITIALLY.

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