Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th March 1999

Dilbert//3631, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 25th March 1999

Tags

wife had baby a moron foster care first instinct

Official transcript

A man walks up to Dilbert and Wally in the office kitchen. The man says, "My wife had a baby!"

Wally says, "I hope it's not a moron."

Dilbert says, "Have you looked into foster care?"

Dilbert says, "Maybe we shouldn't have gone with our first instinct."

Wally says, "We meant well."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY WIFE HAD A BABY!

I HOPE IT'S NOT A MORON HAVE YOU LOOKED INTO FOSTER CARE?

MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE WITH OUR FIRST INSTINCT.

WE MEANT WELL.

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