Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th March 1999

Dilbert//3632, first published 27 years ago on Friday 26th March 1999

Tags

wear jeans work pants sworn secrecy butt looks good comfratble jeans under work pants

Official transcript

Wally and Dilbert get coffee in the office kitchen. Dilbert says, "I wish we could wear jeans at work."

Wally says, "I'm wearing jeans right now."

Wally says, "I wear my work pants over the jeans so no one will know how comfortable I am."

Alice comes into Dilbert's cubicle. Alice says, "Why does Wally's butt look so good today."

Dilbert says, "I'm sworn to secrecy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WISH WE COULD WEAR JEANS AT WORK I'M WEARING JEANS RIGHT NOW.

I WEAR MY WORK PANTS OVER THE JEANS SO NO ONE WILL KNOW HOW COMFORTABLE I AM.

WHY DOES WALLY'S BUTT LOOK 50 GOOD TODAY?

I'M SWORN TO SECRECY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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