Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th March 1999

Dilbert//3632, first published 27 years ago on Friday 26th March 1999

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wear jeans work pants sworn secrecy butt looks good comfratble jeans under work pants

Official transcript

Wally and Dilbert get coffee in the office kitchen. Dilbert says, "I wish we could wear jeans at work."

Wally says, "I'm wearing jeans right now."

Wally says, "I wear my work pants over the jeans so no one will know how comfortable I am."

Alice comes into Dilbert's cubicle. Alice says, "Why does Wally's butt look so good today."

Dilbert says, "I'm sworn to secrecy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WISH WE COULD WEAR JEANS AT WORK I'M WEARING JEANS RIGHT NOW.

I WEAR MY WORK PANTS OVER THE JEANS SO NO ONE WILL KNOW HOW COMFORTABLE I AM.

WHY DOES WALLY'S BUTT LOOK 50 GOOD TODAY?

I'M SWORN TO SECRECY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Work Pants Over the Jeans"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, who expresses his desire to wear jeans at work. However, his boss, Wally, is opposed to the idea, citing concerns about workplace attire.

Key Scenes:

• Scene 1: Dilbert asks his boss if he can wear jeans to work, but is met with resistance.
• Scene 2: Dilbert's boss explains that he wears work pants over his jeans to maintain a professional appearance.
• Scene 3: Dilbert is sworn to secrecy about his boss's attire, and is left wondering why Wally's butt looks so good today.

Humor and Satire:

The comic strip employs humor and satire to comment on workplace culture and the absurdity of office politics. The strip pokes fun at the idea that employees must conform to certain dress codes, while also highlighting the quirks and eccentricities of office life.

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