Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th March 1999

Dilbert//3635, first published 27 years ago on Monday 29th March 1999

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bill agtes bill gates competition keeper infrared linus rules linux box missiles sent email visit mom dilberts mother

Official transcript

Dilbert's mom and Dilbert sit on the couch in Dilbert's living room. Dilbert's mom says, "...I'm going to infrared from the keyboard to my "linux"

box."

She has a keyboard on her lap. Dilbert says, "Nice mom"

Dilbert's mom makes a fist and says, "I just sent a flaming e-mail to Bill gates, saying "Linux rules!"

Dilbert says, "you what?"

Bill gates sits in captians chair in a military looking facility. Bill says, "Launch the competitionkeeper missiles."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

...I'M GOING INFRARED FROM THE KEYBOARD TO MY "LINUX" BOX.

NICE,

I JUST SENT A FLAMING EMAIL TO BILL GATES, SAYING, "LINUX RULES!" YOU WHAT?

LAUNCH THE COMPETITIONKEEPER MISSILES.

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