Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th March 1999

Dilbert//3636, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 30th March 1999

Tags

bill gates dogbert incoming missles anti microsoft weapons press conference huge catapult

Official transcript

Dilbert sits on the couch next to Dilmom. Dilbert says, on the phone, "Dogbert, Mom told Bill Gates she uses the "Linux"

operating system!"

Dogbert stand at a large control panel which included a radar screen. Dogbert says, "I'm tracking four incoming missles. I'll launch our anti-miscrosoft weapons to intercept."

Three reporters fly through the air towards a missle that has "MS"

on its side. One of thre reporters says, "I wondered why a press conference was being held in a huge catapult."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT, MOM TOLD BILL GATES SHE USES THE "LINUX" OPERATING SYSTEM!

I'M TRACKING FOUR INCOMING MISSILES.

I'LL LAUNCH OUR ANTI-MICROSOFT WEAPONS TO INTERCEPT.

0 o I WONDERED WHY A PRESS CONFERENCE WAS BEING HELD ON A HUGE CATAPULT.

MS

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