Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd April 1999

Dilbert//3640, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 3rd April 1999

Tags

despicable creep pay for crimes tell him feelings date at 10

Official transcript

Dilbert walks with a dark haired women. She says, "I never told my last boyfriend what a despicable creep he was."

She grabs on to the front of Dilbert's shirt and says, "But you'll pay for his crimes and pay dearly!!"

Dilbert looks mad and says, "Why don't you call him and tell him how you feel?"

She says, "I have a date with him at ten o'clock tonight."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEVER TOLD MY LAST BOYFRIEND WHAT A DESPICABLE CREEP HE WAS.

BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR HIS CRIMES, AND PAY DEARLY!!!

WHY DON'T YOU CALL HIM AND TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL?

I HAVE A DATE WITH HIM AT TEN O'CLOCK TONIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Despicable Creep"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, in a humorous exchange with his girlfriend. The conversation begins with Dilbert's girlfriend expressing her frustration that she has never told him about her last boyfriend, who was a "despicable creep." However, she warns Dilbert that if he pays for his crimes, he will pay dearly.

Dilbert, being his usual sarcastic self, responds by asking why she didn't call him and tell him how she felt. He then suggests they have a date at ten o'clock that night, implying that he is not taking her concerns seriously.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a person being able to pay for their past mistakes and the absurdity of expecting someone to be held accountable for their actions. It also highlights Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm, which often gets him into humorous situations.

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