Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd April 1999

Dilbert//3640, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 3rd April 1999

Tags

despicable creep pay for crimes tell him feelings date at 10

Official transcript

Dilbert walks with a dark haired women. She says, "I never told my last boyfriend what a despicable creep he was."

She grabs on to the front of Dilbert's shirt and says, "But you'll pay for his crimes and pay dearly!!"

Dilbert looks mad and says, "Why don't you call him and tell him how you feel?"

She says, "I have a date with him at ten o'clock tonight."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEVER TOLD MY LAST BOYFRIEND WHAT A DESPICABLE CREEP HE WAS.

BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR HIS CRIMES, AND PAY DEARLY!!!

WHY DON'T YOU CALL HIM AND TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL?

I HAVE A DATE WITH HIM AT TEN O'CLOCK TONIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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