Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th April 1999

Dilbert//3641, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 4th April 1999

Tags

peggy pr dircetor press release technical accuracy trained squirrel run on sentences transparent lies spelling grammar errors criticism stronger

Official transcript

The Boss and a woman approach Dilbert. The Boss says, "Dilbert, this is Peggy the P.R. Director."

The Boss continues, "I want you to review her press release for technical accuracy."

Peggy presents a document to Dilbert. Dilbert sits and reads it. Peggy watches his reaction. Dilbert asks, "Who wrote this? A trained squirrel?"

He continues, "I don't know where to begin."

Peggy gets angry as Dilbert takes a pen to the press release. Dilbert says, "I'll cross out the run-on sentences and transparent lies first."

Dilbert continues, "Then the failed attempts at cuteness... the spelling errors... grammar."

Dilbert returns the press release to a Peggy, who is furious. Dilbert adds, "There you go. Remember, criticism makes you stronger."

Dilbert is at home how, clothes torn to shreds, arm in a sling, head bandaged. To Dogbert, he says, "It was a mistake to make her stronger."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, THIS IS PEGGY THE P.R.

DIRECTOR.

I WANT YOU TO REVIEW HER PRESS RELEASE FOR TECHNICAL ACCURACY.

WHO WROTE THIS?

A TRAINED SQUIRREL?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN I'LL CROSS OUT THE RUN-ON SENTENCES AND TRANSPARENT LIES FIRST.

THEN THE FAILED ATTEMPTS AT CUTENESS ... THE SPELLING ERRORS GRAMMAR.

THERE YOU GO.

REMEMBER, CRITICISM MAKES YOU STRONGER.

IT WAS A MISTAKE TO MAKE HER STRONGER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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