Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th April 1999

Dilbert//3643, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 6th April 1999

Tags

budget forecast hard job hate tiny guts tiny guts

Official transcript

The boss says to Asok, "Asok, I've chosen you to put our budget forecast together."

The boss says, "It's a hard job but you'll get the satisfaction of making everyone hate your tiny guts."

Asok walks away and thinks, "My guts are not tiny."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I'VE CHOSEN YOU TO PUT OUR BUDGET FORECAST TOGETHER.

IT'S A HARD JOB, BUT YOU'LL GET THE SATISFACTION OF MAKING EVERYONE HATE YOUR TINY GUTS.

MY GUTS ARE NOT TINY.

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