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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th April 1999

Dilbert//3644, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 7th April 1999


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budget cycle helipcopter double rotor respect budget process budget padding albino tiger cubs


Official transcript

Caption "The budget cycle"

Wally and Asok sit at a conference table. Wally reads of a piece of paper and says, "And i'll need a helicopter, double rotor."

Asok says, "If you have any resoect for me or the budget process, you will not ask for such obvious budget padding."

Wally says, "And I'll need that chopper filled with Albino tiger cubs."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE BUDGET CYCLE AND I'LL NEED A HELICOPTER, DOUBLE ROTOR.

IF YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ME OR THE BUDGET PROCESS, YOU WILL NOT ASK FOR FOR SUCH OBVIOUS BUDGET PADDING.

AND I'LL NEED THAT CHOPPER FILLED WITH ALBINO TIGER CUBS.

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