Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th April 1999

Dilbert//3647, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 10th April 1999

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ease of use lab budget for staff two sided photocopies live by sword die by sword

Official transcript

The boss, wally and Asok sit at the conference table with papers in front of them. The boss says, "I downsised the "ease of use"

lab because there's no budget for a staff."

Asok grabs one of the paper and shows it the the boss. ASok says, "They HAVE a buget. I put it on the back of these two-sided photocopies!"

The boss says, "Well, they lived by the sword, and they died by the sword."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DOWNSIZED THE "EASE OF USE" LAB BECAUSE THERE'S NO BUDGET FOR A STAFF.

EBEA GEES THEY HAVE A BUDGET. I PUT IT ON THE BACK OF THESE TWO-SIDED PHOTOCOPIES!

WELL, THEY LIVED BY THE SWORD, AND THEY DIED BY THE SWORD.

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