Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th April 1999

Dilbert//3648, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 11th April 1999

Tags

information promised ignored request squadron military squirrels plausible lie giant military squirrels secret lair

Official transcript

Wally and Dilbert are walking down the hall. Dilbert says, "There's Ted. He never sent me the information he promised."

Wally and Dilbert stop when they come up to Ted. Dilbert asks, "Why have you ignored my request, Ted?"

Ted says, "I was killed by a squadron of giant military squirrels."

Wally tells Dilbert, that "He doesn't respect you enough to tell a plausible lie."

Dilbert screams, "I demand a PLAUSIBLE lie!"

Ted responds, "Okay, maybe I WASN'T killed by giant military squirrels."

Ted continues, "But I WAS imprisoned in their secret lair at the center of the earth."

Wally and Dilbert are walking away. Wally: "You can't prove that one either way."

Dilbert: "He did say it was a "secret"

lair."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S TED. HE NEVER SENT ME THE INFORMATION HE PROMISED.

WHY HAVE YOU IGNORED MY REQUEST, TED?

I WAS KILLED BY A SQUADRON OF GIANT MILITARY SQUIRRELS.

HE DOESN'T RESPECT YOU ENOUGH TO TELL A PLAUSIBLE LIE.

I DEMAND A PLAUSIBLE LIE!

OKAY, MAYBE I WASN'T KILLED BY GIANT MILITARY SQUIRRELS.

BUT I WAS IMPRISONED IN THEIR SECRET LAIR AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.

YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT ONE EITHER WAY.

HE DID SAY IT WAS A "SECRET" LAIR.

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