Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th April 1999

Dilbert//3650, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 13th April 1999

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secret lair teach reality dumpster cubicle french fry lumbar support

Official transcript

Phil drags Asok by his tie. Phil says, "Asok, come to my lair and I will teach you about reality."

Asok and Phil stand by a dumpster. ASok says, "Your secret lair is a dumpster?"

Phil says, "Get in"

Asok and Phil sit in the middle of the trash in the dumpster. Asok says, "It's like my cubicle, but with much better lumbar support!"

Phil eats a french fry and says, "French fry?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, COME TO MY SECRET LAIR AND I WILL TEACH YOU ABOUT REALITY.

YOUR SECRET LAIR IS A DUMPSTER?

GET IN.

IT'S LIKE MY CUBICLE BUT WITH MUCH BETTER LUMBAR FRENCH FRY?

SUPPORT!

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