Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th April 1999

Dilbert//3649, first published 27 years ago on Monday 12th April 1999

Tags

new bonus plan peak perfromance bonus goods mine car won't start

Official transcript

The boss, Asok, Dilbert and wally sit at a conference table. The boss says, "Introducing the new bonus plan."

ASok raises his hand and says, "Yes!!! I'm already working at peak performance, so that bonus is as good as mine!"

Phil appears behind asok and says, "Asok, Mr. Reality wanted to visit you, but his car won't start. I'm Phil."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INTRODUCING THE NEW BONUS PLAN.

YES!!! I'M ALREADY WORKING AT PEAK PERFORMANCE, SO THAT BONUS IS AS GOOD AS MINE!

ASOK, MR. REALITY WANTED TO VISIT YOU, BUT HIS CAR WON'T START. I'M PHIL.

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