Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th April 1999

Dilbert//3652, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 15th April 1999

Tags

wax spoon huge spoon reapy gartitude

Official transcript

Phil and Asok walk. Asok says, "Phil, you have atught me so muach about life. How can I repay you?"

Phil says, "You can wax my huge spoon."

Asok says, "Why do have a huge spoon?"

Phil says, "I'm just lucky, I guess."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PHIL, YOU HAVE TAUGHT ME SO MUCH ABOUT LIFE. HOW CAN I REPAY YOU?

YOU CAN WAX MY HUGE SPOON.

WHY DO YOU HAVE A HUGE SPOON?

I'M JUST LUCKY, I GUESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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