Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th April 1999

Dilbert//3653, first published 27 years ago on Friday 16th April 1999

Tags

moron designed computer locks up threats to tech support

Official transcript

Dilmom is on the phone in front of her computer. She says, "Hello. May I speak to the moron who designed my computer?"

Dilbert's mom says, "My computer locks up five times a day. I'm going to drive over to your house and kick your white, pimply..."

Dilbert says, "Hi, Mom."

Dilmom says, into the phone, "Oh I'll FIND it!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO. MAY I SPEAK TO THE MORON WHO DESIGNED MY COMPUTER?

MY COMPUTER LOCKS UP FIVE TIMES A DAY. I'M GOING TO DRIVE OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND KICK YOUR WHITE, PIMPLY...

HI, MOM.

OH, I'LL FIND IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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