Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th April 1999

Dilbert//3657, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 20th April 1999

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risk management assessment no risk managemnt add anything

Official transcript

Alice says, to the boss, "As requested, I did a "risk management"

assessment."

Alice points to a picture of the boss with a zero over his head. Alice says, "I concluded that there was no risk of any management."

Alice says, "Do you have anything to add?"

The boss says, "I'll get back to you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS REQUESTED, I DID A "RISK MANAGEMENT" ASSESSMENT.

I CONCLUDED THAT THERE WAS NO RISK OF ANY MANAGEMENT.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD?

I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Risk Management Assessment"

Summary:

• A woman, representing the company, conducts a "risk management" assessment with a man.
• She concludes that there is no risk of any management.
• The man asks if she has anything to add, and she responds, "I'll get back to you."
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate risk management assessments, implying that the company is more concerned with appearances than actual risk management.

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