Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th April 1999

Dilbert//3656, first published 27 years ago on Monday 19th April 1999

Tags

good morning convince they don't exist no pay

Official transcript

Dilbert walks by the boss and says, "Good morning!"

The boss continues to walk by. Dilbert says, "I said, good morning."

The boss says, "If I convince them they don't exist, I won't have to pay them."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOOD MORNING!

I SAID, GOOD MORNING.

IF I CONVINCE THEM THEY DON'T EXIST, I WON'T HAVE TO PAY THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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