Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd April 1999

Dilbert//3659, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 22nd April 1999

Tags

successful project job eliminated smartest thing fail miserably clear strategy

Official transcript

A woman (Tina ?) stands in the boss's office. She says, "I just realized that if my project is a success, my job will be eliminated."

She says, "The smartest thing to do is to fail miserably and blame it all on your indecisiveness."

She says, "I'm happy because I have a clear strategy!"

The boss thinks, "I haven't nodded in a while."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST REALIZED THAT IF MY PROJECT IS A SUCCESS, MY JOB WILL BE ELIMINATED.

THE SMARTEST THING I COULD DO IS FAIL MISERABLY AND BLAME IT ALL ON YOUR INDECISIVENESS.

I'M HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE A CLEAR STRATEGY!

I HAVEN'T NODDED IN A WHILE.

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