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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd April 1999

Dilbert//3660, first published 27 years ago on Friday 23rd April 1999


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moral issues summarize appropriate categoires managers incompetent arrogant micromanaging msiogynists time of month


Official transcript

Alice and the boss sit at a table. The boss has a lap top in front of him and says, "Tell me what moral issues you have. I'll summarize them under the appropiate categories."

Alice says, "My managers are incompetent, arrogant, micro-managing misogynists."

The boss says, "That's one under "time of the month."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TELL ME WHAT MORALE ISSUES YOU HAVE.

I'LL SUMMARIZE THEM UNDER THE APPROPRIATE CATEGORIES.

MY MANAGERS ARE INCOMPETENT, ARROGANT, MICROMANAGING MISOGYNISTS.

THAT'S ONE UNDER "TIME OF MONTH."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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