Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th April 1999

Dilbert//3666, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 29th April 1999

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catbert evil director employee skills database moving everyone jobs laughed fuzzy

Official transcript

Caption "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director"

Catbert sits at a conference table with Wally and Asok. Catbert says, "I'm starting an employee skills database."

Asok raises his hand and says, "Question: Is this the first step in moving everyone to jobs they don't want?"

Catbert says, "No, no, no..... The first step was when I laughed myslef fuzzy thinking about it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR I'M STARTING AN EMPLOYEE SKILLS DATABASE.

QUESTION: IS THIS THE FIRST STEP IN MOVING EVERYONE TO JOBS THEY DON'T WANT?

NO, NO, NO..

THE FIRST STEP WAS WHEN I LAUGHED MYSELF FUZZY THINKING ABOUT IT.

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