Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th April 1999

Dilbert//3667, first published 27 years ago on Friday 30th April 1999

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rash o fthefts cubicles suspect fat slow witted stops short naming alice

Official transcript

The boss reads from a piece of paper at the conferance table. The boss says, "There's been a rash of thefts from cubicles."

The boss says, "The subject is described as fat and slow-witted, with pointy hair."

The boss says, "The bulletin stops short of actually naming her Alice."

Wally and Dilbet both turn to look at Alice.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S BEEN A RASH OF THEFTS FROM CUBICLES.

THE SUSPECT IS DESCRIBED AS FAT AND SLOW-WITTED, WITH POINTY HAIR.

THE BULLETIN STOPS SHORT OF ACTUALLY NAMING HER ALICE.

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