Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th July 1999

Dilbert//3745, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 17th July 1999

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no money down plan to conquer designed sitting soft fur

Official transcript

Dogbert sits in front of the television with the remote. The television says, "'In tape one, I'll teach you how to conquer a small island for no money down.'"

Dogbert drops the remote in surprise as the television continues, "First, you must travel to the place you plan to conquer."

Dogbert says to Dilbert, "I'm designed for sitting. That's why my butt is covered with soft fur."

Dilbert sits beside him on the couch and says, "I think that's happening to me too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN TAPE ONE, I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO CONQUER A SMALL ISLAND FOR NO MONEY DOWN.

FIRST, YOU MUST TRAVEL TO THE PLACE YOU PLAN TO CONQUER.

I'M DESIGNED FOR SITTING. THAT'S WHY MY BUTT IS COVERED WITH SOFT FUR.

I THINK THAT'S HAPPENING TO ME TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Conquering a Small Island"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip revolves around Dilbert's quest to conquer a small island. The story unfolds in three panels:

• In the first panel, Dilbert is instructed by his boss to teach him how to conquer an island for no money down.
• In the second panel, Dilbert is told to travel to the island he plans to conquer.
• In the third panel, Dilbert is shown sitting in a chair, with his boss explaining that his butt is covered in soft fur. Dilbert is confused and asks why this is necessary, to which his boss responds that it's happening to him too.

The comic strip humorously depicts the absurdity of Dilbert's situation and the illogical instructions he receives from his boss.

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