Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th July 1999
Dilbert//3746, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 18th July 1999
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feng shui consultant one in your vent rubber bands spirits trousers evil soirits koi pond feel any luckier
Official transcript
Caption: "The Feng Shui Consultant"
Dogbert stands on the boss' desk and says, "This office is swarming with evil spirits"
The Boss says, "It is?"
Dogbert says, "There's one in your vent! Ooh - he ducked back in before you saw him."
Dogbert says, "Put Rubber bands around your pant legs to keep the spirits out of your trousers."
Dogbert says, "I figure the evil spirits will mount - a rear assault through that window."
Dogbert screams. Dogbert's ears fly up. Dogbert says, "It's gone now."
The boss says, "What did you see?!"
Dogbert says, "It's gone now."
The boss hides under his desk. Dogbert wags his tail and says, "Your only hope is to turn your secretary's cubicle intoa koi pond."
Dilbert stnad by Carol's cubicle which is now filled with water and a leaping fish. Carol sits in the water wearing a scuba mask. Dilbert says, "Do you feel any luckier?"
Carol curses.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THE FENG SHUI CONSULTANT THIS OFFICE IS SWARMING WITH EVIL SPIRITS.
IT IS?
THERE'S ONE IN YOUR VENT!
OOH - HE DUCKED BACK IN BEFORE YOU SAW HIM.
PUT RUBBER BANDS AROUND YOUR PANT LEGS TO KEEP THE SPIRITS OUT OF YOUR TROUSERS.
I FIGURE THE EVIL SPIRITS WILL MOUNT A REAR ASSAULT THROUGH THAT WINDOW.
AAAGH!
WHAT DID YOU SEE?!!
IT'S GONE NOW.
YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO TURN YOUR SECRETARY'S CUBICLE INTO A KOI POND.
DO YOU FEEL ANY LUCKIER?
*#!
* %*
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Evil Spirits in the Office"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around a Feng Shui consultant who visits an office to investigate the presence of evil spirits. The consultant uses various methods to detect and eliminate the spirits, including:
- Checking for hidden spirits in a vent
- Using rubber bands to keep spirits out of trousers
- Placing a koi pond in the office to absorb the spirits
Throughout the strip, the consultant's methods are met with skepticism and humor by the office workers, who are more concerned with their daily tasks than the supernatural forces at play. The strip pokes fun at the idea of Feng Shui and the notion that evil spirits can be found in everyday objects and spaces.
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