Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th July 1999

Dilbert//3747, first published 27 years ago on Monday 19th July 1999

Tags

free tissues engineers tissue secretary desk box

Official transcript

Dilbert stands by Carol's desk where a box of tissues sit. Dilbert says, "May I have a tissue?"

Carol says, "NO!"

Carols says, "Why should the low-paid secretary provide free tissues to engineers?"

Wally walks by and says, "Hey, free tissues!"

Carol clenches her fists and says, "Gaaa!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAY I HAVE A TISSUE?

NO!

WHY SHOULD THE LOW-PAID SECRETARY PROVIDE FREE TISSUES TO ENGINEERS?

HEY, FREE TISSUES!

GAAA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tissue Trouble"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1999, revolves around a low-paid secretary's request for free tissues for engineers. The strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and office shenanigans.

Panel Breakdown:

• Panel 1: Dilbert asks the secretary if she has a tissue, and she responds with a "no."
• Panel 2: The secretary explains that the low-paid secretary provides free tissues to engineers, leading to a heated exchange between Dilbert and the engineer.
• Panel 3: The engineer demands free tissues, while Dilbert sarcastically replies, "GAAA!" with a raised eyebrow.

Humor and Commentary:

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of office politics and the entitled behavior of some employees. It highlights the humor in the situation where a low-paid secretary is expected to provide free tissues to engineers, while Dilbert's sarcastic response adds to the comedic effect.

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