Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th July 1999

Dilbert//3754, first published 27 years ago on Monday 26th July 1999

Tags

project not funded strategic plan make waves cubicle powerpoint reorg

Official transcript

Dilbert says, to the boss, "You gave me a project that can't be funded because it's not in the strategic plan."

Dilbert says, "An you won't let me make waves by asking for a change to the strategic plan."

Dilbert says, "So I'll be in my cubicle creating "powerpoint"

slide and praying for recognition."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU GAVE ME A PROJECT THAT CAN'T GET FUNDED BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE STRATEGIC PLAN.

AND YOU WON'T LET ME MAKE WAVES BY ASKING FOR A CHANGE TO THE STRATEGIC PLAN.

SO I'LL BE IN MY CUBICLE CREATING "POWERPOINT" SLIDES AND PRAYING FOR A REORGANIZATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Strategic Plan"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life.
• In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with creating a "PowerPoint" presentation for a reorganization project, despite not being part of the strategic plan.
• Dilbert's response is characteristic of his wit and frustration with bureaucratic red tape, as he humorously addresses the situation.

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