Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th July 1999

Dilbert//3755, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 27th July 1999

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slipping again most severe disciplinary action watch eat monster

Official transcript

Wally sits in the boss' office. The boss says, "Wally. your performance is slipping again."

The boss says, "That calls for my most severe disciplinary action."

The boss begins to eat a sandwich. Wally looks horribly shocked, his hair stand on end. Wally shakes. Asok says, "He made you watch him eat?"

Dilber raises his fist and says, "Monster!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, YOUR PERFORMANCE IS SLIPPING AGAIN.

THIS CALLS FOR MY MOST SEVERE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

HE MADE YOU WATCH HIM EAT?

MONSTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Disciplinary Action"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a green tie, sitting in a red chair in front of a brown desk. He is engaged in a conversation with Wally, another bespectacled man with a bald head and a green tie, who is seated in a red chair.

The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Wally: "Wally, your performance is slipping again."
• Dilbert: "This calls for my most severe disciplinary action."
• Wally: "He made you watch him eat."
• Dilbert: "Monster!"

The comic strip is copyrighted by United Feature Syndicate, Inc., and was originally published on December 7, 1999.

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