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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd August 1999

Dilbert//3762, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 3rd August 1999


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tech support queue loser speak to superior religious debate question


Official transcript

A man sits in front of his computer and talks on the phone. He says, "Finally! I've been in the tech support queue for an hour!"

Dogbert says, "Loser."

The man says, "Can I speak to your superior?"

Dogbert says, "There's some religious debate on that question."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FINALLY!

I'VE BEEN IN THE TECH SUPPORT QUEUE FOR AN HOUR!

LOSER CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERIOR?

THERE'S SOME RELIGIOUS DEBATE ON THAT QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Religious Debate"

Summary:

  • A man is in a tech support queue for an hour.
  • He is annoyed and asks to speak to his superior.
  • The superior is also a man, but he is a dog in a suit.
  • The man asks if there can be a religious debate on the issue.
  • The dog superior agrees, and the man is shocked.

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