Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th August 1999

Dilbert//3765, first published 27 years ago on Friday 6th August 1999

Tags

feel sick crying or punching bad case mahjobis crappus

Official transcript

Alice sits in a doctor's office. Alice says, "I feel sick every morning."

Alice says, "All day long, I feel like either crying or punching people."

The doctor says, "You've got a bad case of mahjobis crappus."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FEEL SICK EVERY MORNING.

ALL DAY LONG, I FEEL LIKE EITHER CRYING OR PUNCHING PEOPLE.

YOU'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF MAHJOBIS CRAPPUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Sickly Patient"

Summary:

• A woman, complaining of feeling sick every morning, visits her doctor.
• The doctor suspects she may have a bad case of Mahjobis Crappus, a fictional illness.
• The woman's symptoms are likely due to her grumpy attitude and lack of physical activity.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may exaggerate their illnesses or use them as an excuse for their behavior.

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