Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th August 1999

Dilbert//3766, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 7th August 1999

Tags

alice assisted suicide brochure job makes alice sick doctor doctors office medical

Official transcript

ALice sits in the doctor's office. Alice says, "Are you saying my job makes my sick?"

Doctor says, "Don't worry there's a cure."

The docotr hands Alice a pamphlet and says, "Here's a brochure on assisted suicide."

Alice says, "How do you assists?"

The doctor says, "I gave you the brochure."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU SAYING MY JOB MAKES ME SICK?

DON'T WORRY.

THERE'S A CURE.

HERE'S A BROCHURE ON ASSISTED SUICIDE.

HOW DO YOU ASSIST?

I GAVE YOU THE BROCHURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Assisted Suicide"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a doctor and a patient. The patient, who is visibly unwell, asks the doctor if he can help her. The doctor, seemingly unaware of the patient's condition, offers her a brochure on assisted suicide. The patient is shocked and offended by the suggestion, leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Points:

• The patient is visibly unwell and asks the doctor for help.
• The doctor offers the patient a brochure on assisted suicide instead of providing medical assistance.
• The patient is shocked and offended by the suggestion.
• The doctor's response is met with confusion and frustration from the patient.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of assisted suicide being presented as a solution to a patient's health issues.

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