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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th August 1999

Dilbert//3771, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 12th August 1999


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queen bee marketing marketing buzz man with rope loyal business


Official transcript

Dilbert wears a backpack and carries rope. Dilbert says, "I'm going to capture the queen bee of marketing."

Dogbert's ears fly up and his fur stands on end. Dogbert says, "No matter what she says, do't be seduced by her marketing buzz."

A huge bee lady sits on a throwm looking at a piece of paper. A man says, "A man with a rope is here to see you. I wan't loyal enough to stop him."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO CAPTURE THE QUEEN BEE OF MARKETING.

NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, DON'T BE SEDUCED BY HER MARKETING BUZZ.

A MAN WITH A ROPE IS HERE TO SEE YOU.

I WASN'T LOYAL ENOUGH TO STOP HIM.

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AI Analysis

Title: "The Queen Bee of Marketing"

Summary:

This comic strip features a humorous exchange between a man dressed as a bee and a group of businesspeople. The scene unfolds as follows:

  • The man in the bee costume approaches a group of suited individuals, holding a rope.
  • One of the businesspeople, wearing a tie, exclaims, "I'm going to capture the queen bee of marketing."
  • Another businessperson responds, "No matter what she says, don't be seduced by her marketing buzz."
  • The man in the bee costume then says, "A man with a rope is here to see you. I wasn't loyal enough to stop him."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of marketing and its potential to manipulate people. The use of a bee costume and a rope adds a playful touch to the scene, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the world of business and marketing.

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