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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th August 1999

Dilbert//3772, first published 27 years ago on Friday 13th August 1999


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queen bee marketing create a buzz free rope worthless engineer around neck over beam suicide business


Official transcript

Caption: "Queen bee of Marketing"

A large bee women wearing glasses sits on a thrown. She hands a piece of paper to a man and says, "See if you can create a buzzover this."

The man says, "Yes, my queen."

The queen reached out to Dilbert who carries a coil of rope and says, "Is that free rope? Give it to me, you worthless engineer!"

The queen bee wraps the rope around her neck and says, "Look everyone! There's enough to go around my neck and over that beam!"

Dilbert tiptoes away.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

QUEEN BEE OF MARKETING SEE IF YOU CAN CREATE A BUZZ OVER THIS.

YES, MY QUEEN.

IS THAT A FREE ROPE? GIVE IT TO ME, YOU WORTHLESS ENGINEER!

LOOK, EVERYONE!

THERE'S ENOUGH TO GO AROUND MY NECK AND OVER THAT BEAM!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Queen Bee of Marketing".

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a queen bee and an engineer. The queen bee asks if the engineer can create a buzz over a free rope, and the engineer responds that there's enough to go around her neck and over that beam. The queen bee is not pleased with the engineer's response and demands that he be fired.

Key Points:

  • The queen bee asks the engineer to create a buzz over a free rope.
  • The engineer responds that there's enough to go around her neck and over that beam.
  • The queen bee is not pleased with the engineer's response and demands that he be fired.

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