Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th September 1999

Dilbert//3818, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 28th September 1999

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fifty mile run join me two triathlons entry forms

Official transcript

Strong Guy says to Dilbert who is working in the cubicle, "I'm going on a fifty-mile run. Would you care to join me?"

Dilbert says, "No."

Dilbert works on his computer. Strong Guy says, "I signed up for two triathlons this weekend. Do you want the entry forms?"

Dilbert says, "No."

Strong Guy says, "Next week a few of us will be leaping into geosynchronous orbit..."

Dilbert raises his arms in frustration and says, "Gaa!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING FOR A FIFTY - MILE RUN.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME?

NO I SIGNED UP FOR TWO TRIATHLONS THIS WEEKEND.

DO YOU WANT THE ENTRY FORMS?

NO NEXT WEEK A FEW OF US WILL BE LEAPING INTO GEOSYNCHRONOUS ORBIT GAA!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Geosynchronous Orbit"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and mundane office life. In this particular strip, Dilbert is asked to join his boss for a fifty-mile run, which he politely declines. However, when his boss inquires about participating in triathlons, Dilbert hesitates and then reveals that he has already signed up for two triathlons that weekend.

The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert's boss announces that next week, they will be leaping into geosynchronous orbit. Dilbert's response is a mix of confusion and amusement, as he exclaims "GAA!" and appears to be shocked by the idea.

Overall, the comic strip showcases Dilbert's dry humor and ability to navigate awkward conversations with his boss. The unexpected twist at the end adds to the humor and surprise, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the series.

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