Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th September 1999

Dilbert//3819, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 29th September 1999

Tags

new laptops osbournes sloppy drive operating internet time

Official transcript

Dilbert, The Boss and Wally sit in a meeting. The Boss reads from his notes. The Boss says, "All new computers will be osbornes."

The Boss says, "They come with something called a floppy drive."

Dilbert says to Wally, "Somethimg tells me we're not operating on 'Internet Time.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL NEW LAPTOP COMPUTERS WILL BE OSBORNES.

THEY COME WITH SOMETHING CALLED A FLOPPY DRIVE SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'RE NOT OPERATING ON "INTERNET TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Floppy Drive"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert and his colleagues discussing new laptop computers.
• Dilbert explains that all new laptops will be "Osbornes," which come with a "floppy drive."
• One colleague is confused, asking if they are not operating on "internet time."
• Dilbert responds by explaining that something tells him they are not operating on "internet time."
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of outdated technology and the confusion that can come with it.

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