Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th November 1999

Dilbert//3861, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 10th November 1999

Tags

reduce turnover your kids sake of exercise

Official transcript

Dilbert, the boss and Asok are sitting at a table with notes in front them and the boss says, "I'll reduce turnover by showing I care about you."

The boss looks at Asok and says, "Tell me about your kids, Asok."

He replies, "I don't have any."

The boss says, "Let's say you do for the sake of this excercise."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL REDUCE TURNOVER BY SHOWING I CARE ABOUT YOU.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR KIDS, ASOK.

I DON'T HAVE ANY LET'S SAY YOU DO FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EXERCISE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Turnover".

Summary

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee. The employee is concerned about the boss's request to reduce turnover by showing he cares about his employees, as it seems insincere and focused on the employee's children. The boss responds by suggesting a workout routine to improve the employee's health, but the employee is skeptical of the boss's intentions. The conversation highlights the tension between the boss's words and actions, and the employee's skepticism towards the boss's motivations.

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