Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th November 1999

Dilbert//3862, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 11th November 1999

Tags

care about you improve morale illegal health least possible way

Official transcript

The boss, standing behind Alice sitting at her computer says, "Alice, I care about you..."

The boss adds, "But only enough to improve your morale, not enough to be illegal in any way."

The boss continues saying, "So, tell me about you health in the least specific way possible."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I CARE ABOUT YOU...

BUT ONLY ENOUGH TO IMPROVE YOUR MORALE, NOT ENOUGH TO BE ILLEGAL IN ANY WAY.

50, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HEALTH IN THE LEAST SPECIFIC WAY POSSIBLE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Health in the Least Specific Way Possible"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between Alice and her boss, where the boss asks about her health.
• Alice responds that she only needs to improve her morale, but not enough to be illegal in any way.
• The boss then asks her to tell him about her health in the least specific way possible.
• Alice's response is a vague and nonsensical statement, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic red tape and the tendency for people to find creative ways to avoid giving direct answers.

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