Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th November 1999

Dilbert//3863, first published 27 years ago on Friday 12th November 1999

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increases prodctivity go back to cubicle

Official transcript

The boss is in the cafeteria, carrying his tray of food and approaching Dilbert, who is sitting alone eating. The boss asks, "Do you mind if I pretend to like you? I hear it increases productivity."

The boss is sitting next to him now, staring with a smile. Dilbert says, "I need to go back to my cubicle now."

The boss, still staring and smiling thinks, "It's working!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I PRETEND TO LIKE YOU? I HEAR IT INCREASES PRODUCTIVITY I NEED TO GO BACK TO MY CUBICLE NOW.

IT'S WORKING!

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