Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th December 1999

Dilbert//3887, first published 27 years ago on Monday 6th December 1999

Tags

speak english think in french french lessons croissant

Official transcript

Carol is standing next to the boss's desk holding a folder. The boss is sitting at his desk while signing a sheet of paper says: "I speak English but I think in French."

The boss hands a sheet of paper to Carol and says: "Someday I'll take French lessons to find out what the heck I'm thinking."

Carol exits the boss's office and the boss thinks: "Croissant"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SPEAK ENGLISH BUT I THINK IN FRENCH.

SOMEDAY I'LL TAKE FRENCH LESSONS TO FIND OUT WHAT THE HECK I'M THINKING.

CROISSANT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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