Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th December 1999

Dilbert//3888, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 7th December 1999

Tags

idiots i quit higher paying job miles away adios web designer hear your idiots ethernet

Official transcript

Dilbert, the boss and a male employee are sitting at a table. The employee who has a lap-top in front of him says: "You're all idiots. I quit!"

The male employee is typing on his lap-top and says: "There ... I found a higher paying job two miles away. Adios, suckers."

A female employee standing between Dilbert and the boss says: "I'm the new web designer. I hear you're idiots. Where's the ethernet jack?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS. I QUIT!

THERE...I FOUND A HIGHER PAYING JOB TWO MILES AWAY. ADIOS, SUCKERS.

CLICK CLICK I'M THE NEW WEB DESIGNER. I HEAR YOU'RE IDIOTS.

WHERE'S THE ETHERNET JACK?

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