Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th December 1999

Dilbert//3888, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 7th December 1999

Tags

idiots i quit higher paying job miles away adios web designer hear your idiots ethernet

Official transcript

Dilbert, the boss and a male employee are sitting at a table. The employee who has a lap-top in front of him says: "You're all idiots. I quit!"

The male employee is typing on his lap-top and says: "There ... I found a higher paying job two miles away. Adios, suckers."

A female employee standing between Dilbert and the boss says: "I'm the new web designer. I hear you're idiots. Where's the ethernet jack?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS. I QUIT!

THERE...I FOUND A HIGHER PAYING JOB TWO MILES AWAY. ADIOS, SUCKERS.

CLICK CLICK I'M THE NEW WEB DESIGNER. I HEAR YOU'RE IDIOTS.

WHERE'S THE ETHERNET JACK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The New Web Designer"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a group of office workers discussing a new web designer who has joined their team. The conversation begins with one employee announcing that they have quit, followed by another employee sharing that they have found a higher-paying job two miles away.

As the conversation progresses, the employees start to make fun of the new web designer, with one employee asking where the Ethernet jack is located. The new web designer responds by saying they are the new web designer and asks where the Ethernet jack is, leading to a humorous exchange between the two.

The comic strip pokes fun at the stereotypes of office workers and their interactions with each other, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Overall, it is a lighthearted and humorous take on the workplace dynamics.

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